The High School Bully

After “You Were Cool” by the Mountain

I’ve done a lot of things in this life. But sticking a thumb in my ass has yet to be one of them.

I’m not at all opposed to doing so at some point. Wouldn’t rule it out. Butt stuff rules. I just haven’t taken that particular ride just yet. I’d bet pretty good money it doesn’t feel all that bad, especially if you’re able to make contact…