Relationship Venmo Payment Descriptions

Flash Fiction.

“A first date is not a great time to show up without your wallet. Maybe one of the least ideal. The most ideal? When you get mugged, probably, unless of course you piss off the robber to the point they decide to shiv you for having no cash. But yeah, who even does that, forgets their wallet or doesn’t make it a habit to have it on them at all times? I hope you’ll view my forgetting it as a result of my ramped up nerves about the date and eagerness to meet in real life, and not my being, you know, cheap. I’m sending this, the amount of…