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Quiz: Text From Someone I’m Dating or From My Food Delivery Driver?
“The quicker I get there the hotter it is.”
2 min readSep 3, 2019
- “Are you sure you live here?”
- “I’ve been waiting for a very long time.”
- “If I go any faster it could endanger myself and others.”
- “I hope you’re saving some of that for tomorrow.”
- “I’m pretty sure there’s only one entrance.”
- “Do you think you’ll ever be ready to try something new?”
- “I pretty much always come early. Maybe I go too fast.”
- “Well, it smells like pepperoni.”
- “You can have it all.”
- “The quicker I get there the hotter it is.”
- “No. That is absolutely not what you said you wanted. I have it in writing right here.”
- “Look, I’ll give it to someone else if you don’t want it.”
- “I never asked for this.”
- “Send it back if you want.”
- “I slipped on the way in.”
- “It spilled everywhere.”
- “After this, I’m finished for the night.”
- “You’re seriously alone?”
- “You should know your voicemail isn’t set up.”
