Party for One

You should see my shrimp toast dance.

The order is so ace and over-the-top you laugh to yourself as you click the button to finalize things — think the only way you could’ve jumped the shark more would’ve been to actually order shark, which you’d likely be unable to find and don’t think you’d want anyway. Then you wait. There’s enough to it that there’s plenty of time to shower and put on your finest frock before…