I Would Watch You…

…Do pretty much anything.

Whitewash a wall, Tom Sawyer style, and would stay still staring for more than one coat, if necessary.

Hang up your favorite prints and pictures on the wall after the paint dries, taking care to make sure they’re completely straight and level.

Butter toast on both sides, like some kind of maniac.

Light up a room — and I don’t mean it in the saccharine sense, like you do it with your smile or entrance or whatever, though I’d of course watch that too, but literally entering and…