I Am This Many Years Old
I am “blowing rails of Lipitor after a burger” years old.
2 min readDec 3, 2019
I am “was going to buy an iPad but had to pay $1,200 for foot orthotics instead” years old.
I am “hungover for three days after simply looking at three White Claws” years old.
I am “not losing weight, just purchasing bigger shirts” years old.