I Am This Many Years Old

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I am “was going to buy an iPad but had to pay $1,200 for foot orthotics instead” years old.

I am “hungover for three days after simply looking at three White Claws” years old.

I am “not losing weight, just purchasing bigger shirts” years old.

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