An Appetite

I live my life a Quarter Pounder at a time.
I am the only man I know of who has OutPizza’d The Hut.
I live every day like it’s cheat day and it shows.
I still believe that carbs are not the enemy.
I’ve been Living Más since 1987.
I host weekly wing-eating contests with myself.
My Chinese food delivery guy worries if he doesn’t hear from me.
My burgeoning cult’s beliefs are based on fortune cookie copy.
I am and always will be Lobsterworthy.
I regularly blow thick rails of Lipitor.
Want to join me for dinner someday?

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