A Clown in the Drive-Thru

We used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.

Photo by Rangarajan Ragunathan on Unsplash

That summer I was working at one of those Taco Bell / Pizza Hut hybrids and I’d tell people (many would of course ask) that I just simply liked to Líve Mas and one way of doing so were continuous attempts to truly Outpizza The Hut — that I liked to be within hands’ reach of a Crunchwrap Supreme and/or personal pan pizza for 40 hours a…