Scott MuskainI THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH SHARINGGuess We’re Going to Build Another Goddamn Deck, Aren’t We?Not the lumber kind that you construct with manual labor. That’d be too much fun.6 min read·3 days ago----
Scott MuskainI THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH SHARINGThe High School Basketball RefereeThe high school referee used to ball a little bit.5 min read·6 days ago----
Scott MuskainI THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH SHARINGNonsensical Things You Could Say in Your Next Work Meeting, If You WantNobody will know what you mean, yourself included, but it’ll be provocative.3 min read·Apr 16, 2024----
Scott MuskainI THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH SHARINGThe Following Is a Work of FictionWhat is really real, anyway?4 min read·Mar 26, 2024--1--1
Scott MuskainI THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH SHARINGI Never Planned on Filming Myself While Eating in My Car, but Here We AreSmash that “like” button and be sure to gimme a follow!5 min read·Mar 22, 2024--1--1
Scott MuskaSome Things I Will Likely Say to My Girlfriend Before We Move in TogetherIt’s only fair she knows exactly what she’s getting into.4 min read·Mar 18, 2024--1--1
Scott MuskainI THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH SHARINGThe WeathermanFlash Fiction.6 min read·Mar 18, 2024--2--2
Scott MuskainI THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH SHARINGI Guess You’re Going to Meet My Stuffed AnimalsFiction. But I do really have stuffed animals. And my girlfriend has met them. But they don’t sleep in the bed when she’s over.8 min read·Mar 7, 2024----
Scott MuskainI THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH SHARINGSorry I Can’t Come to Your PartyI promise I initially had every intention to do so. But things, they change.4 min read·Mar 6, 2024----
Scott MuskainI THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH SHARINGThe Porn Star SiblingFiction. If that isn’t blatantly obvious.8 min read·Mar 1, 2024----