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It was like an avant garde art installation in my apartment fridge.

It was generally a toss-up between three things, what women would judge the most, on the semi-rare occasion that one entered my apartment during my three-yaar stint there (and I guess we can say four things if they happened to see my naked body, though they didn’t often verbalize their…

Trying to explain myself to complete strangers.

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I’m not really all that embarrassed about it but I listen to Celine Dion’s “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now” more than any other person I’ve ever met.


You might not be able to find me…

Flash Fiction.

I certainly didn’t teach the aliens everything they knew.

That’d be a ridiculous statement to make.

They had me beat on technology. That’s for sure.

But I did teach them a lot once they got here.

All kinds of things.

I’m unsure, of course, why they chose me, specifically.


Flash Fiction about a cult and sports drink, among other things.

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I stumble quickly and loudly out of my room on my way to vomit.

When I finish in the restroom he’s on the couch already ripping into a 12-pack and says I should try mixing a Cool Blue Gatorade half-and-half with some orange juice (hold the pulp), chug it, then…

Scott Muska

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